Salad

Salad are like people, each little leaf is a different shape, size, color, and texture. You eat salad, just like Zachary eats augusta. (P.S. augusta chews like a fucking cow, im about to terrorist bomb her fucking house). You can flavor salad with ranch, or any other flavor. And dont you hate when theres a hair in your salad and the terminator says he'll terminate the hairs.

A new beggining

Olivia is a new member of the group, she will be staying with us for the past 9 months. She is from new York but we will take care of her and make her feel safe. If that's possible..

What the fuck VVVVVVV

A young Ladd, once said what happens in Iraq stays in Iraq. After she said that we banged ;)

The Awkward moment...

When the army tank shoots the building next to you.
When you talk to some one pissing on the toilet
When your in a 3rd world country and you're on your Mac blogging..
When Osama Bin Laden walks right pass you...
When you have to take a shit and the shit hole you dug up is over flowing..

harry potter

HHHHHHHAAAAAA. well my brain cells are dying. i don't know what tto write anymore -_-
My bestfriend is alexa coole.. and i just heard someone say "shut the fuck up i'll punch you in the face! I'm scary, no one fucks with me!" how pleasant...

Well..

Don't you love when someone you've never met before is talking to you while on the toilet, eating gummy brains..?.. lmfao. Here in Iraq, we don't do that. That is specified as 'nasty' to us.