Salad

Salad are like people, each little leaf is a different shape, size, color, and texture. You eat salad, just like Zachary eats augusta. (P.S. augusta chews like a fucking cow, im about to terrorist bomb her fucking house). You can flavor salad with ranch, or any other flavor. And dont you hate when theres a hair in your salad and the terminator says he'll terminate the hairs.

A new beggining

Olivia is a new member of the group, she will be staying with us for the past 9 months. She is from new York but we will take care of her and make her feel safe. If that's possible..

What the fuck VVVVVVV

A young Ladd, once said what happens in Iraq stays in Iraq. After she said that we banged ;)

The Awkward moment...

When the army tank shoots the building next to you.
When you talk to some one pissing on the toilet
When your in a 3rd world country and you're on your Mac blogging..
When Osama Bin Laden walks right pass you...
When you have to take a shit and the shit hole you dug up is over flowing..

harry potter

HHHHHHHAAAAAA. well my brain cells are dying. i don't know what tto write anymore -_-
My bestfriend is alexa coole.. and i just heard someone say "shut the fuck up i'll punch you in the face! I'm scary, no one fucks with me!" how pleasant...

Well..

Don't you love when someone you've never met before is talking to you while on the toilet, eating gummy brains..?.. lmfao. Here in Iraq, we don't do that. That is specified as 'nasty' to us.

hkhhjh.

today are tree got struck by lightening but my iphone still works yay for verizon!
arber: whered the tree go?
alexa: right there
arbere:wheree?
alexa: use your inmaginationnnnn :)))

hi

My niqqa osama stopped by today to give me some fries. fuck yeah.

Diareah

So today. I had to go diareeah really bad. But the shit hole that we dug was overflowing.. fml.So, with the help of my sister, Alexa. We dug a new hole, and i relieved, the shooting pain in my large intestine..thank GOD. But then... There was no toilet paper. I did'nt know what to do. I only had $1.39 and a roll of TP was $1.40.. fml..again.

The Terrible Times.

Welcome to the lives of the children named of Arber and Alexa(me) who have to suffer through pain everyday with the Iraq War. We are forgien exchange students from iraq traveling to Baghad for schooling which is right where the war is. My brother Arber got shot yesterday and is under my care, please pray for him it would be greatly apprieciated. People think Americas economy is bad well here in Iraq we live under trees.. think about it.

What's Been on My Mind the past few minutes..... -_______-

Well right now, all i have to say is, why is there a chocolate chip on the floor? and why is it when you tell someone to go get u hot chocolate they get you a fudgesicle...?...Gosh, life is so confusing.

So today, i was really confused about something.
1) Why is vitimin water so expensive and
2) How do they get the vitimins in... ?
Jesus.

A short Prelude...

Well, i was on the phone with my dear friend, beatrus. We were talking about our sufferings in the war of...well we'd rather not say.