Diareah

So today. I had to go diareeah really bad. But the shit hole that we dug was overflowing.. fml.So, with the help of my sister, Alexa. We dug a new hole, and i relieved, the shooting pain in my large intestine..thank GOD. But then... There was no toilet paper. I did'nt know what to do. I only had $1.39 and a roll of TP was $1.40.. fml..again.