Salad

Salad are like people, each little leaf is a different shape, size, color, and texture. You eat salad, just like Zachary eats augusta. (P.S. augusta chews like a fucking cow, im about to terrorist bomb her fucking house). You can flavor salad with ranch, or any other flavor. And dont you hate when theres a hair in your salad and the terminator says he'll terminate the hairs.